Top Ten Most Likely Ways for a New Yorker to Die in a Hurricane
Top Ten Most Likely Ways for a New Yorker to Die in a Hurricane
- 11 - Mesmerized by local TV news coverage and dying of starvation after forgetting to eat
- 10 - Drowned at hurricane party… bobbing for apples
- 9 - Bottling and/or drinking East River water for survival
- 8 - Seeking West Coast surfing conditions in East Coast hurricane
- 7 - Opportunely trying to finally score Book of Mormon tickets
- 6 - Ball actually drops at Times Square
- 5 - Residences on Rikers Island overrun by storm surge
- 4 - Struck by projectile while protesting for Gay Divorce
- 3 - Being a Bloomberg groupie suddenly got dangerous
- 2 - Choosing the worst of all possible days to visit Roosevelt Island
- 1 - Trampled to death in aisle 4 seeking slice bread
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