Ford (NYSE: F) News: F-$1.50 Launch
By "The Greek"
Inspired by poor operating results, dissident investors, soft sales of the Ford (NYSE: F) F-150, and market demand for higher fuel efficient vehicles, America's greatest family run business today announced the launch of the new F-$1.50.
Okay, not really! However, as demand for gas guzzling SUVs and pickup trucks wanes in America, Ford outta consider this shiny yellow model right here. It's lightweight, flexible and runs on Flintstones engineered leg power. Word has it, Ford is already working on the second generation, varmint powered F-$10.50.
The F-$1.50, however, is perfect for the modern day woman (and man) who have both the purse and fitness in mind. This easily produced in China, modern day miracle of pedal and plastic could sell at a huge discount to the recently launched and then pulled back, F-150. Indeed, volume sales of pickups could skyrocket again. At an all-inclusive sticker price of a dollar and fifty cents, you just can't beat it!
And Ford's competitors haven't been sleeping on the new design either. Rumor has it, General Motors (NYSE: GM) is working on its new Plasticado, to replace the Silverado. Toyota (NYSE: TM) is already in production on the new "YouMustBeInAComa" (to buy it) to replace the Tacoma. And what of the "new" market leader in fuel efficient vehicles, Honda (NYSE: HMC)?; well, HMC is about to release the target-market-brand-inspired "UnemploymentLine" to replace the Ridgeline. It's simply a must have for the newly jobless...
The early newspaper reviews are:
Motown MaoTown - "It's kind of a tight fit for a normal sized human being, but it matches the new energy realities of our times."
Detroit Slave to China Press - "At least we can produce it in the States for almost the same cost as in China, especially given the new union contract."
Kerkorianic Times - "This is a visionary creation, exactly what I was talking about."
Article also interests AMEX: DIA, AMEX: SPY, AMEX: QLD, AMEX: DOG, AMEX: SDS, Nasdaq: QQQQ, NYSE: NYX. Please see our disclosure at the Wall Street Greek website.
Inspired by poor operating results, dissident investors, soft sales of the Ford (NYSE: F) F-150, and market demand for higher fuel efficient vehicles, America's greatest family run business today announced the launch of the new F-$1.50.
Okay, not really! However, as demand for gas guzzling SUVs and pickup trucks wanes in America, Ford outta consider this shiny yellow model right here. It's lightweight, flexible and runs on Flintstones engineered leg power. Word has it, Ford is already working on the second generation, varmint powered F-$10.50.
The F-$1.50, however, is perfect for the modern day woman (and man) who have both the purse and fitness in mind. This easily produced in China, modern day miracle of pedal and plastic could sell at a huge discount to the recently launched and then pulled back, F-150. Indeed, volume sales of pickups could skyrocket again. At an all-inclusive sticker price of a dollar and fifty cents, you just can't beat it!
And Ford's competitors haven't been sleeping on the new design either. Rumor has it, General Motors (NYSE: GM) is working on its new Plasticado, to replace the Silverado. Toyota (NYSE: TM) is already in production on the new "YouMustBeInAComa" (to buy it) to replace the Tacoma. And what of the "new" market leader in fuel efficient vehicles, Honda (NYSE: HMC)?; well, HMC is about to release the target-market-brand-inspired "UnemploymentLine" to replace the Ridgeline. It's simply a must have for the newly jobless...
The early newspaper reviews are:
Motown MaoTown - "It's kind of a tight fit for a normal sized human being, but it matches the new energy realities of our times."
Detroit Slave to China Press - "At least we can produce it in the States for almost the same cost as in China, especially given the new union contract."
Kerkorianic Times - "This is a visionary creation, exactly what I was talking about."
Article also interests AMEX: DIA, AMEX: SPY, AMEX: QLD, AMEX: DOG, AMEX: SDS, Nasdaq: QQQQ, NYSE: NYX. Please see our disclosure at the Wall Street Greek website.
posted by The Greek | 1:20 PM
2 Comments:
I want one ... only $1.50?
That was hilarious - brilliant, MK! Do you think they can make one with dummy warheads?
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