Slim Jim Plant Explosion - Top Ten Causes
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With our wealth of insight, we thought we might take a stab at the possible causes behind Conagra Foods' (NYSE: CAG) Slim Jim plant explosion in North Carolina. Enjoy!
Slim Jim Plant Explosion
Top Ten Causes- 10 - Someone really did finally "Snap Into a Slim Jim!"
- 9 - MacGruber was called in to defuse a bomb
- 8 - After crossing the Mexican border and getting stranded in Texas, al-Qaeda terrorists were certain an attack on the Slim Jim plant would strike at the heart of America
- 7 - The secret ingredient in Slim Jims turned out to be the highly combustible combination of cow manure and gasoline
- 6 - 2 WORDS - Brokeback Mountain!
- 5 - A Mexican smuggling tunnel went tragically astray
- 4 - After inventing both SPAM and Slim Jims, Philadelphian genius ran thin
- 3 - Pop culture starved North Korean military strategists finally launched the big one
- 2 - So that's what Bush has been up to...
- 1 - Someone told Cheney where his shotgun was!
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Labels: Comedy, Top Ten 10 List
posted by The Greek | 5:00 PM
2 Comments:
It's a little too soon for this...
You people make me sick (let me guess, you're proud of that).
I just want to state that this list was in no way meant to harm or insult anyone. It was simply meant to be comedic. However, even though I never thought it would, it has hurt the feelings of a few people and rubbed a few others differently than it should have. I apologize for that. My deepest sympathies to the families of anyone injured or God forbid killed in the explosion. This list never had anything to do with them. God rest their souls, and I ask the foregiveness of the families.
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