Holy Hell! Don't Panic...

Bear Stearns sold for $2 a share over the weekend to sure up the financial system. Bear basically became the sacrificial lamb to save the rest of the investment banks, but JP Morgan got to eat the whole feast... or is it rat poison.

(Stocks in this article: NYSE: BSC, NYSE: JPM, NYSE: LEH, AMEX: SPY, AMEX: DIA, Nasdaq: QQQQ, AMEX: QLD, AMEX: DOG, AMEX: SDS, NYSE: GS, NYSE: MS, NYSE: C, NYSE: CS, NYSE: DB, NYSE: MER, NYSE: BCS)

Over the weekend, the Fed opened up the discount window to all the investment banks to insure what killed the Bear would not also cause mass extinction on Wall Street. At the same time, the Fed promised to keep the offer open for at least six months. The Fed also cut the primary credit or discount rate a quarter point to close the spread between it and the fed funds rate. I seem to recall The Greek and others recommending the closing of that spread a while back...

To further insure that all of New York's Financial District did not commit mass suicide today, the Fed is also offering backstop to JP Morgan's (NYSE: JPM) bid for Bear Stearns (NYSE: BSC) in the sum of $30 billion to cover its illiquid assets. The pain will all be felt by Bear Stearns' shareholders (or rather sh*tholders), which may be 30% composed of BSC's employees according to Barron's. Expect plenty of lawsuits as these people watched their stock crash from over $70 down to $2 in ten days. This is going to prove reminiscent to Worldcom for some folks.

Call in PETA!

The Greek spoke with an anonymous JP Morgan representative over the weekend, and according to her, what happened to Bear was just plain tragic. The $17 billion or so of cash on the company's balance sheet disappeared almost overnight as the leverage it had employed proved in hard core fashion why leverage increases risk. An ugly rumor got started (I have some ideas here) that Bear was in trouble. All of a sudden, nobody wanted to take the other side of Bear's trades, or risk any capital tied in any way to Bear. Or, maybe Bear really was in trouble.

Bear Stearns' new building is worth roughly $1.2 to $1.5 billion alone according to Bloomberg and Barron's, respectively, so how the hell do you buy the entire firm for $240 million? Well, you're taking on Bear's risk, and that risk is poison apparently. Still, Big Brother Fed has got your back so poison might not taste too bad at all.

Global markets tanked today as a result of concern for the most important economy in the world. Gold jumped $30 early this morning (now just $16 higher) and the dollar fell to a record low againt the euro of 1.59 (more recently about 1.58). Lehman Brothers looked as if it would be pressured in the premarket.

Don't panic folks! Lehman Brothers (NYSE: LEH) is now on death watch, but probably should not be. Regarding the market, a lot depends on what you folks do now. If you all rush to your computers and sell sell sell, then we'll crash today no matter what the Fed does. But, if the Fed plays its hand in full this morning, and goes through with its FOMC move that probably would have occurred tomorrow; instead acting today before the market open, then maybe it can once again breath life into this struggling patient. The fact is that initial reactions are already looking overdone. It's a good thing that this all played out well enough ahead of the market open for cooler heads to prevail, we hope...

Thank you. (disclosure)